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I'm Not a Fit Lover?

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(Source: tinymaw, via safety-officer-barto)

pissbabytears:

felixkins:

witchester:

khaleesisizebed:

blusuedeshoez:

the LGBTQA resource center made a lil typo, i fixed it
*rolls eyes into oblivion*

And DONT erase ally either!

no just erase the ally
erase all the ally
being an ally is not a sexual orientation or a way of life that is discriminated against
so just erase the ally

Being an ally is like being a parent at a sporting event. Like yes great, you know those people on the field and you care about them but you are not playing the game you are not the one who is going to get hurt you have no stakes you personally do not ‘win’ anything so changing the A to ally is like a parent running out onto a field after a big game, ripping the trophy away from the child and being like:
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I WON! I WON THE GAME! ME IT WAS ALL ME YOU GUYS COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME!!!!!!
and that is just plain silly.


Don’t forget allies but don’t include them in the acronym

pissbabytears:

felixkins:

witchester:

khaleesisizebed:

blusuedeshoez:

the LGBTQA resource center made a lil typo, i fixed it

*rolls eyes into oblivion*

And DONT erase ally either!

no just erase the ally

erase all the ally

being an ally is not a sexual orientation or a way of life that is discriminated against

so just erase the ally

Being an ally is like being a parent at a sporting event. Like yes great, you know those people on the field and you care about them but you are not playing the game you are not the one who is going to get hurt you have no stakes you personally do not ‘win’ anything so changing the A to ally is like a parent running out onto a field after a big game, ripping the trophy away from the child and being like:

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I WON! I WON THE GAME! ME IT WAS ALL ME YOU GUYS COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME!!!!!!

and that is just plain silly.

Don’t forget allies but don’t include them in the acronym

(Source: blusuedebonez, via tyleroakley)

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

(Source: chelstone, via zackisontumblr)

hamishwatson:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

kluckleberry:

#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Interviewer: Bromance?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…

FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK

(Source: funkes, via hickeybickeyboo)

yungg-goon:

inspectah-deck:

black-g0ddess:

sheenvelopesthenight:

king-emare:

pinkcookiedimples:

missinglinc:

trillenaa:

OH MY GOSSSHHH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Goodbye.

AND PETS

LMAOOOO

Too weak right now

😂😂😂


iM SO WEAK!!!1

BRUHHHHHHHH

yungg-goon:

inspectah-deck:

black-g0ddess:

sheenvelopesthenight:

king-emare:

pinkcookiedimples:

missinglinc:

trillenaa:

OH MY GOSSSHHH 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Goodbye.

AND PETS

LMAOOOO

Too weak right now

😂😂😂

iM SO WEAK!!!1

BRUHHHHHHHH

(Source: niggathot, via mangoshawty)

revitiligo:

they’re not gonna let this show run for long

(Source: dobey, via tubesock)

clintbarthon:

Deadpool keeps up with the Kardashians

(via tubesock)

starslicer:

taint3ed:

If you’ve had personal conversations via inox with another tumblr user and you get in a fight on the dash IT IS NOT OKAY TO BRING UP SAID PRIVATE VIA INBOX SHIT LIKE FUCKING LOW BLOW WHERE IS THE DAMN CHILL

you ain’t my mammy, breh.

Niggas wanna act grown and wanna act like they fake infront of public cause niggas be joking with them, then they gon get dragged through the mud they made for themselves.

(via tubesock)

icarly-official:

matching icons for u and ur crew

(via misha-is-da-best)

wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

(via russia-aph)

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

(via adaridaba)

horo:

jetgreguar:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

vicemag:

motherboardtv:

The Guy Who Wants to Sell Lab-Grown Salami Made of Kanye West Is “100% Serious”

this is actually a cool idea

what the fuck

Good lord

FUCK Y’ALL THERE’S ALREADY A MOVIE ABOUT THIS IT’S CALLED ANTIVIRAL AND IT’S REALLY FUCKED UP DON’T DO THIS Y’ALL DON’T DO IT

horo:

jetgreguar:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

vicemag:

motherboardtv:

The Guy Who Wants to Sell Lab-Grown Salami Made of Kanye West Is “100% Serious”

this is actually a cool idea

what the fuck

Good lord

FUCK Y’ALL THERE’S ALREADY A MOVIE ABOUT THIS IT’S CALLED ANTIVIRAL AND IT’S REALLY FUCKED UP DON’T DO THIS Y’ALL DON’T DO IT

(via misha-is-da-best)

thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

(Source: princepatroclus, via allteensrelate)

Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.